• Monster Crap Inductee: Ghost In A Teeny Bikini (2006) By Monster Crap   -   Jul 15, 2018

    MONSTER CRAP INDUCTEE: GHOST IN A TEENY BIKINI (2006)

    Monster Crap Inductee: Ghost In A Teeny BikiniA Porn Musical...Seriously 2006 Well, we are continuing with this month and supposedly,...

    Musical, Horror, Comedy, Love, Music
  • By Monster Crap   -   Jul 12, 2018

    IMPACT IMPLOSION 7/05 - THE OLD LAX IS BACK!

    Good news everyone, this was not a show worthy of a D or F. And you get to hear me screw up what month it is... However, that may be...

  • By Monster Crap   -   Jul 2, 2018

    IMPACT IMPLOSION 6/28 - THREE D'S WITHOUT THE DUDLEYS OR GUY FIERI

    I normally drink when I have to deal with a show that gets an F. However, since we missed three weeks and we covered three weeks (with...

  • Monster Crap Inductee: The Mummy's Kiss: 2nd Dynasty (2006) By Monster Crap   -   Jul 1, 2018

    MONSTER CRAP INDUCTEE: THE MUMMY'S KISS: 2ND DYNASTY (2006)

    Monster Crap Inductee: The Mummy's Kiss 2 nd DynastyOkay, Who Read The Book Of Coming Forth By Day 2006 Well, after last month's nightmare...

    Fantasy
  • By Monster Crap   -   Jun 13, 2018

    IMPACT IMPLOSION 6/07 - A FIGHT IN THE WOODS

    And yet surprisingly, this show was better than last week. Last week's show was a huge disappointment. This week's show had some fun...

    Theater, Theaters
  • By Monster Crap   -   Jun 4, 2018

    IMPACT IMPLOSION 5/31 - PENTAGON JR. IS "UNDER PRESSURE"

    Excuse the numerous Queen and David Bowie song reference jokes as I had warned that I would be doing this for two weeks now. This was...

  • By Monster Crap   -   May 27, 2018

    IMPACT IMPLOSION 5/24 - MATT SYDAL VS. FANTASMA, CULT OF LEE VS. LAX

    Well, this was one of those shows that me and Mike disagreed on. I hated it and Mike only said it wasn't good, but not as bad as I...

    Love
  • By Monster Crap   -   May 20, 2018

    IMPACT IMPLOSION 5/17 - SU YUNG HAS A FUNERAL FOR ROSEMARY

    It's another just okay episode of Impact, but with a definite better main event in Pentagon Jr. & Chocolate taking on Austin Aries...

  • By Monster Crap   -   May 18, 2018

    IMPACT IMPLOSION 5/10

    Sorry again for posting this late and sorry for the same old excuse of I just forgot, but that seriously is what happened. I dont remember...

  • Monster Crap Inductee: Flesh Gordon Meets The Cosmic Cheerleaders (1990) By Monster Crap   -   May 13, 2018

    MONSTER CRAP INDUCTEE: FLESH GORDON MEETS THE COSMIC CHEERLEADERS (1990)

    Monster Crap Inductee: Flesh Gordon Meets The Cosmic CheerleadersThis Movie May Make People Impotent And For That And More, I Am Truly...

    Release, History, Releases
  • By Monster Crap   -   May 6, 2018

    IMPACT IMPLOSION 5/03 - THIS SHOW GETS A D

    The title basically gives away what I thought of this week's show, which was basically the grade I gave last week's show. It really...

  • By Monster Crap   -   Apr 30, 2018

    IMPACT IMPLOSION 4/26 - THE POST IMPACT REDEMPTION PPV SHOW!

    After missing the go-home show because I had an NXT house show to go to instead, I watched the ppv and then the show that happened...

  • Monster Crap Inductee: Puppet Master (1989) By Monster Crap   -   Apr 28, 2018

    MONSTER CRAP INDUCTEE: PUPPET MASTER (1989)

    Monster Crap Inductee: Puppet Master The Bland Beginning Of One Of Charles Band's Longest Series 1989 It is time to do Puppet Master....

    Serie, Series
  • By Monster Crap   -   Apr 22, 2018

    RIP VERNE TROYER

    1969-2018 Unfortunately today marks another passing for a Monster Crap alum as Verne Troyer passed away today at the age of 49. He...

  • RIP R. Lee Ermey By Monster Crap   -   Apr 16, 2018

    RIP R. LEE ERMEY

    1944 - 2018 Sadly we have learned today that R. Lee Ermey, the man who played our favorite asshole drill sergeant has passed away due...

  • By Monster Crap   -   Apr 15, 2018

    IMPACT IMPLOSION 4/12 - ALBERTO EL PATRON HAS BEEN FIRED!!!

    It was a celebration as the piece of garbage known to me as Alberto La Mierda is gone. He decided to call in sick as well as say there...

    Family, Interview, Interviews
  • By Monster Crap   -   Apr 7, 2018

    IMPACT IMPLOSION 4/05 - THE LATEST IMPACT WRESTLING NEWS!!

    Despite the title, there isn't much news. This was what we normally can sadly expect from Impact with a bad show that got the grade...

    Family
  • By Monster Crap   -   Apr 6, 2018

    IMPACT IMPLOSION 3/29 - AUSTIN ARIES VS. MATT SYDAL MATCH!

    I dont know why I keep forgetting to post these shows as soon as I get them, but again....I do apologize for the late posting. After...

    Soon
  • Monster Crap Inductee: Gamera vs. Guiron (1969) By Monster Crap   -   Apr 1, 2018

    MONSTER CRAP INDUCTEE: GAMERA VS. GUIRON (1969)

    Monster Crap Inductee: Gamera vs. Guiron (1969) Traffic Accidents Are The Second Worst Things Behind War 1969 So it has come to this...

    Love, Kids, Kid, War, Children
  • Monster Crap April Induction Poll By Monster Crap   -   Mar 25, 2018

    MONSTER CRAP APRIL INDUCTION POLL

    Dammit......you assholes had to pick another Gamera film and Seth isn't suffering because of it. So since this is the last month I...

    Release, Releases, Love